October 26th 2024

Big ol gust o wind

I accept the challenges

Who am I taunting?

October 24th 2024

Heavy iron chains

Making movement cumbersome

Gotta bulk up quick

October 21st 2024

I just want to run

Away? No that’s far too hard

Walking but faster

October 4th 2024

The dreams feel so real

Have to acclimate to life

Every single day

October 2nd 2024

Rhetorical thoughts

Who am I and why do this?

You don’t need answers

October 1st 2024

Yes I want to help

You think you’re a burden hmm?

That’s irrelevant

September 28th 2024

It was beautiful

The simple mundanity

Yeah we PASSED THOSE PIGS!

September 23rd 2024

So much flowing blood

All in puddles on the floor

Cuz’ I looked so sharp

September 22nd 2024

Seen you stressin out

So now what’s that all about?

Don’t try harder, kay?

September 11th 2024

Can you spell my name?

It starts with a big ole es

Ay em you ee el

August 28th 2024

Need that follow through

Lest your foe heed not your strikes

I’m a pacifist….

August 25th 2024

I was pretty sure

That it was supposed to go

I’ve been wrong before

August 15th 2024

The end of the day

You ask yourself “What’s the point?”

Still doin’ it tho…

August 14th 2024

No I didn’t know

That the flower would vanish

So ephemeral

August 12th 2024

No thanks I’m all set

I will create my own fate

Wait why does it suck?

August 11th 2024

Her car collided

With another car boohoo

I burnt my finger

July 24th 2024

Solar Hydraulic

Nuclear all kinds of pow’r

Can’t compare to mine

May 18th 2024

Where are my people?

I see lots on my phone screen

Don’t get made fun of

May 16th 2024

I wish there were shirts

That came in my size as well

As fit in my heart

May 14th 2024

Dude it’s over man

Bro we’re screwed it’s game over

It was not worth it

May 13th 2024

Pity party’s done

Don’t like parties anyways

Pity or elsewise

May 5th 2024

Let’s be civilized

There’s no reason to go wild

Let’s be real cool cats

May 4th 2024

Wow he is so wise!

Funny too this guy is great!!

AND his name is Sam!?!?

May 3rd 2024

OH YEAH GOT IT BACK

I’M A GREAT JOKE FACTORY

Don’t doubt me again

May 2nd 2024

The font has run dry

Guess it’s time to pack it up

Throw the towel in

April 29th 2024

She picked up her staff

And with a resounding thud

Ended racism

April 27th 2024

I have burnt my hands

Scalding water, red hot pans

Coarse white peeling skin

April 26th 2024

I’ll write one to you

A letter all about how

We have been apart

April 23rd 2024

“Sir would you please hold?”

Yeah ma’am I’ll just hang around

Listen to trombones

April 21st 2024

I am so nervous

Maybe no one can tell oops

I just wet myself…

April 20th 2024

The choir chanting

Makes for a dramatic scene

HeeheeHaahaaHo!

April 18th 2024

I am tired of

Not reflecting what’s inside

Time to double down

April 16th 2024

“Dear Sam Bellamy

Will you come and work for us?”

Guys that isn’t me…

April 15th 2024

When I propose I

Hope it’s everything I’ve learned

Summed up in a smile

April 15th 2024

It was far to warm

To have been wearing sweaters

They wanted to sweat

April 14th 2024

Grass is green it grows

Puddle fills it overflows

Watering the grass

April 12th 2024

Rev’nant on the right

Popped his ult he’s pushing up

Bro I one clipped him!

April 11th 2024

Don’t worry my friend!

At Citizen’s Bank™ you can

Do more than “Get Cash”

April 10th 2024

He can’t miss his mark

The superior marksman

Loved by all women

April 9th 2024

Identical doors

How do I know which one’s right?

Guess I’ll start op’nin

April 8th 2024

The joy of the Lord

Someone else saw it in me

Curse my poor eyesight

May 2nd 2023

I yearn for success

Recognition for my deeds

‘Least my jokes are bomb

April 27th 2023

Look into his eyes

You will see through all the lies

Mark Zuckerburg’s legs

April 21st 2023

Ew you’re really weird

Your humor is mega cringe

At least I’m happy

April 19th 2023

Felt like yesterday

Eight nine ten the years fly by

Guess we’ll never try

April 18th 2023

How did they do it?

Inventing the internet

Without internet

April 11th 2023

I’ve made some mistakes

I’m not always in the right

And that is ok

April 9th 2023

Hello Mister Cheese

I propose a new mascot

There are better ones

April 5th 2023

Those cute little guys

Floating, arms pointing one way

Oh how far they’ll go!

October 11th 2022

Girl you lookin fine

I wanna take a big bite

Om nom yummy yum

October 6th 2022

One day it all changed

Looking back you won’t know when

But you’ll be thankful

July 4th 2022

Do physics still work?

Will the dark clouds ever pass?

Oh yeah there they go

July 3rd 2022

She’s the prettiest

I’ve told her a million times

Now one trillion more

May 11th 2022

Either way it’s fine

I am so agreeable

I hate decisions

May 9th 2022

It’s easy to get

Nauseous when your world is flipped

Turned right upside down

May 6th 2022

Sometimes up is down

I don’t have a clue do you?

Oh you do? Hold on…

May 5th 2022

Heathens all around

I’m surrounded by such sin

Where’d this plank come from?

May 4th 2022

Bravery is not

Not being scared of things it’s

Doing scary things

April 23rd 2022

Quicksand approaching

How will I get out of this?

Is there a big stick?

April 3rd 2022

I watch Family Guy

In like 15 second chunks

I’ll get through it soon

March 25th 2022

How does Google know

That I like Kpop so much

Is it cuz I tweet?

March 23rd 2022

I am mischievous

She looks perfect sitting there

I won’t say a thing

March 22nd 2022

Blue like the ocean

Blue like little Smurfette’s palms

Blue like me rn

March 10th 2022

Everyone can see

I am not your av rage guy

I’m a monster rawr!

February 24th 2022

I’m a free man now

Free to do just what I want

Like be sad and bored

February 21st 2022

How long would I live

In the wild or am I

Wild already?

February 16th 2022

Superheroes? Meh.

They’re not all that cool except…

Spiderman’s legit!

February 15th 2022

Let’s dance girl, come on!

Shake your body, move your feet!

Wow such tiny feet…

February 8th 2022

Really like Kpop

I want everyone to know

Those kids sustain me

January 31st 2022

Pumpahrum pum pum

Ladies and dudes, coming through

Dee dat deedee dough

January 30th 2022

This is just too much

My oh how I wish for rain

The back and the forth

January 21st 2022

Wisteria waves

Winter’s whiteness whets the word

Worldly wordy wow!

January 15th 2022

I express myself

By writing fun poetry

This one is about

January 14th 2022

Don’t know where to go

Wondering and wandering

‘Cross the blue expanse

December 22nd 2021

People pleasers all!

Have some backbone! Grow a spine!

We’re sheeple no more…

December 17th 2021

Let’s bust it out y’all

I’ve got everything we need

To have a good time!

December 17th 2021

Skin: Peanut Brittle

Mental crumbles like Biscuit

Tasty! Fall apart…

December 15th 2021

Dodge a laser beam

I am held in high esteem

My laser tag team

December 14th 2021

Turn the party on

You just gotta hit the switch

Wrong one oops sorry…

December 12th 2021

I’m not familiar

With most ways of doing things

I just do my thang!

December 9th 2021

Loudly clear my throat

“Everyone, I have some news!”

samshaikus.com

December 2nd 2021

Oh wow it’s so cute!

Is it yours how old is it?

Baby doggie plant

November 30th 2021

It’s dark and it’s cold

Shocker: I’m uncomfortable

Bingo Bingo Bing!

November 20th 2021

Eat your vegetables

It’ll make you big and good

Produce makes perfect

November 18th 2021

It’s just like my life

Everything falls right apart

Threw it in the traaaaaaaash!

November 17th 2021

Got a crush on me?

Oh that’s so adorable!

Get in line bucko

November 17th 2021

Angels smiling down

Or is that a frown I see?

My eyesight’s not great

November 15th 2021

I am so thirsty

I drink the condensation

On the tupperware

November 12th 2021

The Lord of the Rings?

Is that the movie with the

Little guy in chair?

November 11th 2021

Did it happen yet?

No I don’t believe it has

Keep waiting, what’s new?

November 10th 2021

Be honest with me

Does everyone think like this?

I sure don’t think so

November 8th 2021

All the girls love me

They have no other motive

They want my grilled cheese?

November 4th 2021

Her usual haunt

All the green beans I could want

I’m the captain now

November 3rd 2021

Make a decision

No time to beat ‘round the bush

If you’re gardening

October 29th 2021

It’s all hopeless? No!

Life may be a long straight path

But the stops are fun!

October 28th 2021

Paradise is not

Miles from here across the sea

It’s when I’m with you

October 26th 2021

What should I do guys?

Chase my dreams or just give up?

Which ones easier?

October 25th 2021

When you write it down

It’s there for posterity

Mark, will you read this?

October 20th 2021

It’s the perfect day

For a little rendezvous

Behind CVS

October 18th 2021

I wrote a new thing

On samshaiks.com or

Did I? Hehehe

October 17th 2021

It’s so cold in here

I can eat all this ice cream

With a plastic fork

October 16th 2021

Smooth like butter I

Cannot stop my momentum

Guess we goin bois

October 15th 2021

Joke about a wound

It isn't healing quite right

That's called Scarcasm™

October 14th 2021

"Welcome nice to meet

You yes I love you" blah blah

Was it too obtuse?

October 12th 2021

Guess I should have know

Inquisitiveness abound

You ruined my bit

October 11th 2021

환영합니다

만너소 반가워요

네, 사랑해요

October 7th 2021

I do not feel joy

I do not feel anything

Why won't ya help me?

October 5th 2021

I cannot believe

That my ideals all align

With Barbie's like what?

September 28th 2021

A million things

All want to be number one

I dare you to choose

September 22nd 2021

Looking to the left

Everything is so blurry

I hope I don't die

September 21st 2021

Things are on the fritz

Can I really handle this?

Of course! I'm so cool!

September 19th 2021

Wow wow wow wow wow

Oh my gosh man what a twist

She was a girl woah

September 18th 2021

The land of the free?

More like the land of the fee

And home of the paid

September 17th 2021

Now I can look back

At all that I have achieved

samshaikus.com

September 16th 2021

Recycled content

But this girl needs to calm down

With the finger guns

September 13th 2021

Today I learned that

TIL stands for today

I learned so that's cool

September 11th 2021

People carry on

Cuz they know they have no choice

What an existence

September 8th 2021

Everything is pain

Lightning flash, torrential rain

Oh cool a nickel!

September 4th 2021

I'm keeping the peace

"Peace out bro" is what he said

No peace is in stock

September 3rd 2021

Pauper popper pop

Pill age pillage mirror mere

Answer and Sir Anne

September 2nd 2021

I am so upset

Anger welling within me

Did I get the dub?

September 1st 2021

She forgot the bread

She must have been like 16

Unforgivable

August 31st 2021

I would share the wealth

If I knew where it should go

Don't get paid to think

August 28th 2021

I gave it a shot

No one can say I did not

Watch the berries rot

August 27th 2021

Look at your options

You never know you'll find

"It's under the fridge?!"

August 6th 2021

I don't get the joke

Everybody's laughing and

I feel like a fool

June 30th 2021

I'm not crazy I'm

Full of love and thoughts and soul

Don't you understand?

June 28th 2021

It's bumpin' in here

Partytime is every night

Pysch I work Wednesday

June 25th 2021

You'll never believe

All the things that I can do

Backflip? Wait hold on....

June 24th 2021

Close your eyes real tight

When you open them again

Something will have changed

May 9th 2021

The ceiling is not

As tall as I thought it was

I'm sorry landlord

May 6th 2021

You saw it first folks

That young girl is on the floor

She's breakin it down

May 5th 2021

I have a problem

I thought I'd get sick of them

No, they're still so good

May 4th 2021

No way Hollywood

No one's gonna line up for

Detective Gadget

May 4th 2021

I’m hoping this works

Not making promises though

That is not my bag

May 3rd 2021

I have heard from some

"Haikus aren't interesting"

Give that one some thought

May 2nd 2021

She had almost stopped

She was prolly half asleep

Mom stop driving please

April 10th 2021

'Neath the setting sun

Driving home from work one day

Take a sudden turn

April 8th 2021

Life's a mystery

And I am like Nancy Drew

But nobody laughed

March 31st 2021

Power through the pain

The music is not that bad

Still feels like it is

March 21st 2021

I did not realize

Kwon Bo-ah had been around

Debuted at 14

March 17th 2021

Family planning?

Doesn't every family

Need to make a plan?

March 16th 2021

I have lived the dream

Achieving the highest heights

Domino tower

March 13th 2021

Everything on earth

Is made up entirely

Of some nasty stuff

March 12th 2021

Vested within me

I will use this power to

Say happy birthday

March 9th 2021

Time to step it up

Not a heroes wear cool capes

Aerodynamic

March 6th 2021

Power flowing through

I'm finally strong enough

To fight the bad guy

March 3rd 2021

Forget all the rules

You can be your own boss too

Come join VitaTruth™

February 12th 2021

Praying for a sign

A coupon falls from the sky

Burger King for lunch

February 10th 2021

I might write a song

I'll call it "Hope Adjacent"

I am almost there

February 9th 2021

Crust, gold like bullion

Piping hot I cannot wait

Pies are full of what?

February 8th 2021

Ending up this way

Was not my plan from the start

I'm goin buckwild

February 6th 2021

Birds fly in the breeze

One has got a broken wing

"Bravo, take the shot"

February 5th 2021

The U.S. is great

Nice country with a cool flag

It's such a cool flag

February 2nd 2021

Garlic all around

Good thing I am not a ghost

Or is it werewolf?

January 29th 2021

Sandpaper my heels

All the dead skin seems to stick

To sheets like Velcro

January 28th 2021

Social media

What is that I do not know

I just have Twitter

January 26th 2021

Parting the Red Sea

No one's quite as cool as me

Ocean disaster

January 26th 2021

Yeah I'm a gamer

My phone keeps me occupied

When I'm just chilling

January 23th 2021

Finally I'm here

I've worked so hard all these years

Wait no this can't be

January 21st 2021

Hundreds of chick peas

Left here just to rot away

They can't be that bad...

January 20th 2021

Dramatization

Do I really need to think

Baking is that hard?

January 19th 2021

Mother Nature gave

Us the grass, the tree, sun

In the USA

January 16th 2021

Pile on the cheese

Give me lots of meat and greens

Edible? No thanks

January 15th 2021

There are many things

With not apparent uses

Prolly wash it though

January 14th 2021

Life's a white hallway

Express creativity

Public property?

January 12th 2021

Moments are fleeting

There's never a guarantee

Limited life time

January 7th 2021

Pumpernickel dreams

Sourdough and rye darling

I loaf you so much

January 3rd 2021

Spiralling straight down

Sure feels like I'm gonna barf

But hey dude what's new

January 2nd 2021

Everything's obscured

I cannot make heads or tails

Of my creation

January 1st 2021

Day has come and gone

Let's see how much I got done

Deep butt groove complete

December 31st 2020

When you're feeling down

I can't tell you how to feel

Just that I love you

December 31st 2020

Wake up finally

It was just a bad nightmare

Sausage Party 2

December 30th 2020

Some feelings hit hard

Like a thousand tons of bricks

Same weight as your mom

December 29th 2020

In the parking lot

Feelings flare to fevered pitch

Want Popeye's Chicken

December 29th 2020

Every morning I

Have to take so many pills

Need a better way

December 28th 2020

Pushing me beyond

Obstacles are made to be

Blown to little bits

December 27th 2020

Drinking is a sin

Don't do it you'll go to hell

Oops I was thirsty

December 26th 2020

Fighting back the tears

Sometimes it's the little things

That turn things around

December 24th 2020

I am in the zone

My zone is the zone I'm in

This is my Zone zone

December 23rd 2020

Party poopers say

You can't do a backflip, Sam

I wish I'd listened

December 19th 2020

Obnoxious people

Lights that shine so bright it burns

Supermarket blues

November 27th 2020

Strengthening the bond

Between soul and mind and heart

It's never too lqte

May 24th 2020

Holding on tighter

Never seems to help that much

You just just hurt your hands

May 19th 2020

Walking on the path

Nobody has been here yet

I'll figure it out

April 25th 2020

When your body's strong

You feel good about yourself

At least I hope so

April 23rd 2020

Motivation, huh

I have never heard of this

"Doing things for fun"

April 21st 2020

Self improvement is

Sort of like a drug to me

'Cept I'm cold turkey

March 27th 2020

Forty thousand times

Counted every single one

Tic Tacs are my jam

March 26th 2020

I just make it up

Half the time its all a joke

Does anyone care?

March 25th 2020

When things seem real dark

Just remember you have me

I won't EVER leave

March 4th 2020

Pardon my Francais

You seem like an awesome gal

Polly voo frawn say

March 3rd 2020

Eyebrows like curtains

Eyelashes like spaghetti

You don't see the sauce

March 1st 2020

Crack pipe in my hand

I am such an evil man

Plot twist: I am white

February 27th 2020

There are people who

Never fail to make me smile

Weekend crew whaddup

February 25th 2020

Gravity pulls us

Closer to infinity

Wow my ankles hurt

February 23rd 2020

Fleeting moments leave

Leave me feeling nostalgic

Green red orange brown

February 23rd 2020

Thinking back on it

Maybe I was quite hasty

Bit late for regrets

February 21st 2020

Mulled it over some

Reevaluated things

I'm the villain now

February 20th 2020

Drew something today

Don't usually do that

You got a preview

February 19th 2020

Think you know someone

Then they stab you in the back

Wish I were cooler

February 18th 2020

You're the one I want

There can be no substitute

Cap'n Crunch or bust

February 16th 2020

Pipe rigate

Fettuccine alfredo

Slip on linguine

February 15th 2020

Those kids vitamins

Oh my Lord they smelled so good

Had to throw them out

February 14th 2020

My new fragrance line

Hard Times and Peach Bunion Cream

By Shania Twain

February 12th 2020

Baked Cheetos™ are great

All it took to make them good

Dial back a bit

February 11th 2020

Politics are hard

Everybody says I'm wrong

Oprah 2012

February 10th 2020

Turning up the heat

Thermometer maxing out

That'll show the twerp

February 9th 2020

I'm an awkward guy

Asked this girl out on a date

Whoops that's Jeanne Shaheen

February 7th 2020

Reaching for your hand

I already know what's up

Gas prices, that's what

February 5th 2020

Tumbling down a hill

Bruised and crying all the way

Got dirt on my pants

February 3rd 2020

The dryness sets in

Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

Don't it be like that?

February 2nd 2020

You are radiant

Glowing like the brightest star

Ouch my cornea

February 1st 2020

Haikus everyday

I hope my mom's reading this

Jk she's asleep