That’s so unfair

She got commended even though it was my input that brought us to the solution

That’s so unfair

He got a second popsicle because he lied and said he hadn’t had one yet

That’s so unfair

I subsist on crumbs and scraps while they gorge on the finest foods available

That’s so unfair

Nobody cares that they forgot the french fries in my delivery order

That’s so unfair

I’ll be cold if I leave the air conditioning on but I’ll be too warm if I turn it off

That’s so unfair

I lived as a paragon on health but I’m going to die at 55 of terminal disease

That’s so unfair

They raised the price on my mom’s dog’s worms medication

That’s so unfair

No one takes my complaints seriously they just write them off as first world problems

That’s so unfair

My first world problems are a huge obstacle between me and a life of peace

That’s so unfair

I decided to break the rules and screw people over and I don’t face any of the consequences

That’s so unfair

I broke your heart and metaphorically and literally spit in your face and you never once for a second stopped showing me love

That’s so unfair